I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Everything you love is here
its 2014 stop caring what boys want you to look like start paying more attention in school make some genuine friends and dont give a damn what anyone has to say about you
My parents had an argument on how to pronounce a word right. The started calling each other illiterate and blaming themselves for marrying each other.
best modern family scene ever
It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
"Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something."
she died like 17 times
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"